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God Bless You, Mr. Thompson
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Dear Mr. Thompson,
My name is Corey 'Hawkeye' Hayes, I am twenty years old and I've played video games since I can remember. I've played games that were violent, games that were not, and games in the middle.
I am currently active duty in the Air Force, defending the freedoms you seem so intent on crushing in your war against humanity, I have never committed a crime, I have never shot anyone, nor have I had the urge to, and I consider myself fairly well-adjusted. Very strange right?
I'm sorry you see the average gamer as some neo-terrorist, with only the grim thought of destroying the world tucked into their pasty little minds, but we're not, so please stop trying to link every crime ever committed to our hobby.
I don't know what drives you to do what you do, maybe you weren't hugged enough as a kid, or maybe you were never allowed to have fun or something, I don't really care, you are a sad whelp of a man, and that is all the world will remember you by.
Have a great day! Gimmie a call sometime, we'll have a Gears of War party, you bring the sodas!
- Hawkeye Hayes.
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